Lenny Bruce
"There are never enough 'I love you's."
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"There are never enough 'I love you's."
"لا تكفي أبدًا كلمة "أحبك"."
Lenny Bruce
"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."
"في قاعات العدل، العدل لا يعدو كونه اسم"
Lenny Bruce
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
"الفن الصادق الوحيد هو الضحك، الكوميديا. لا يمكنك تزييفه... حاول أن تتظاهر بالضحك ثلاث مرات في ساعة - ها ها ها ها ها - وسيحملونك بعيداً يا رجل. لا تستطيع."
Lenny Bruce
"Communism is like one big phone company."
"الشيوعية أشبه بشركة هاتف عملاقة واحدة."
Lenny Bruce
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
"عندما تكون في الثامنة من عمرك، لا شأن لك بشيء."
Lenny Bruce
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
"شاطئ ميامي هو حيث تحتضر أضواء النيون."
Lenny Bruce
"There are never enough I Love You's."
"لا تكفي "أحبك" مهما قيلت."
Lenny Bruce
"All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover."
"كل دعاباتي مبنية على الدمار واليأس. لو كان العالم بأسره هادئًا، خاليًا من الأمراض والعنف، لوقفتُ في طابور الخبز – خلف ج. إدغار هوفر مباشرةً."
Lenny Bruce
"The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds."
"دور الكوميديان أن يُضحِكَ الجمهور مرةً على الأقل كل خمس عشرة ثانية."
Lenny Bruce
"I won't say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to Be if I Grow Up."
"لا أدعي أن مدرستنا كانت قاسية، لكن كان لنا طبيب شرعي خاص بنا. وكنا نُكلف بكتابة مقالات على غرار "ماذا سأكون إن عشت لأكبر"."
Lenny Bruce
"The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma."
"إن الدافع الأعمق لأي فنان هو "انظري إليّ يا أمي"."
Lenny Bruce
"If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish"
"إذا أقمت في نيويورك، وإن كنت كاثوليكيًا، فكأنك يهودي الطبع."
Lenny Bruce
"(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
"سأموت شابًا، لكن الأمر أشبه بتقبيل الإله."
Lenny Bruce
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up"
"لن أقول إن مدرستنا كانت قاسية، لكن كان لدينا طبيبنا الشرعي الخاص. كنا نكتب مقالات مثل "ماذا سأكون إذا كبرت"."
Lenny Bruce
"If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government."
Lenny Bruce
"The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is."
Lenny Bruce
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Lenny Bruce
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Lenny Bruce
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
Lenny Bruce
"There are never enough 'I love you's."
Lenny Bruce
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