Rita Rudner
"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
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"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
Rita Rudner
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
Rita Rudner
"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
Rita Rudner
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