Jerry Seinfeld
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
33 Quotes
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"إذا لم يُبَع كتابٌ عن الفشل، فهل يُعدّ ذلك نجاحًا؟"
Jerry Seinfeld
"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"كل الكوميديا، في جوهرها، تنبع من الغضب. تغضب، وغضبك لا يكون له سبب وجيه قط، أليس كذلك؟ أنت تعلم أنه ليس سببًا وجيهًا. ومن هناك، تبدأ في معالجة الأمر."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
"لا يبالي الرجال بما يُعرض على التلفاز، بل بما"
Jerry Seinfeld
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"إن كانت الحياة تختزل في جوهر واحد، فهو الحركة. فأن تحيا يعني أن تظل متحركًا."
Jerry Seinfeld
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
"أجد من السخرية أن نتعامل برقة مع مواضيع متفجرة."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers."
"الكوميديا الارتجالية رسالتي في الحياة وشغفي. وهدفي الدائم هو أن أكون مضحكًا، بمفردي، أمام غرفة مليئة بالغُرباء."
Jerry Seinfeld
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
"طفل السنتين أشبه بخلاطٍ كهربائيٍّ فقد غطاءه."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
"الزواج كشطرنجٍ لوحه ماءٌ جارٍ، وقطعه دخانٌ متلاشٍ، وكل حركةٍ فيه لا تُغير شيئًا من المصير."
Jerry Seinfeld
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out."
"تدرك أنك قد بلغت من العمر عتيا حين ترى"
Jerry Seinfeld
"We want to do a lot of stuff we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup."
"نرغب في إنجاز الكثير، لكننا لسنا في أفضل حال. لم ننل قسطاً كافياً من النوم، ونشعر ببعض الكآبة. القهوة تحل كل هذه المشاكل في فنجان صغير مبهج."
Jerry Seinfeld
"We want to do a lot of stuff we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup."
"نرغب في إنجاز الكثير، لكننا لسنا في أفضل حال. لم ننل قسطًا كافيًا من النوم. نشعر ببعض الكآبة. والقهوة تحل كل هذه المشاكل في فنجان صغير واحد مبهج."
Jerry Seinfeld
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
"شحيحة هي النصائح في مجلات الرجال؛ لأن الرجل لا يرى"
Jerry Seinfeld
"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."
Jerry Seinfeld
"That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it."
Jerry Seinfeld
"The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy."
Jerry Seinfeld
"There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track."
Jerry Seinfeld
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