Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller

"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Phyllis Diller
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
Phyllis Diller
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis Diller
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Phyllis Diller
"We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."
Phyllis Diller
"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run."
Phyllis Diller
"Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card"
Phyllis Diller
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller
"Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?"
Phyllis Diller
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller
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