Laurence J. Peter

Laurence J. Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
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"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
Laurence J. Peter
"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
Laurence J. Peter
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
Laurence J. Peter
"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
Laurence J. Peter
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object."
Laurence J. Peter
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
Laurence J. Peter
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
Laurence J. Peter
"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively."
Laurence J. Peter
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
Laurence J. Peter
"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
Laurence J. Peter
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
Laurence J. Peter
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
Laurence J. Peter
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
Laurence J. Peter
"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
Laurence J. Peter
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
Laurence J. Peter
"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."
Laurence J. Peter
"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away."
Laurence J. Peter
"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know."
Laurence J. Peter
"The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure."
Laurence J. Peter
"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
Laurence J. Peter
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