Laurence J. Peter

Laurence J. Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
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"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
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"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
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"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
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"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object."
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"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
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"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively."
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"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
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"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
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"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
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"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
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"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
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"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
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"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
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"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."
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"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away."
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"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know."
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"The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure."
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"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
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