George Burns

George Burns

"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
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"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
George Burns
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"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
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"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
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"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
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"At my age flowers scare me."
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"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
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"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
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"I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better."
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"Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city."
George Burns
"Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city."
George Burns
"In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy."
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