George Burns
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"تدرك أنك قد بلغت من العمر عتياً حين تنحني لربط حذائك وتتساءل ما الذي يمكنك إنجازه أيضاً وأنت في هذا الوضع."
George Burns
"I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get."
"أبتعد عن الأطعمة الطبيعية. ففي سني هذا، أحتاج كل المواد الحافظة التي أستطيع الحصول عليها."
George Burns
"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself."
"لا بد أن النسيان قد بدأ يتسلل إليّ. كلما شكوتُ أن الأمور لم تعد كما كانت، أغفلُ دائمًا أن أُدرج نفسي ضمنها."
George Burns
"With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink."
"مع اضمحلال الفودفيل، لم يعد للمواهب الجديدة مكانٌ لتُبرز فيه بداياتها الفجة."
George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns
"There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something right here at the beginning of the book. Anytime I can get a laugh I'm not going to let the truth interfere with it.)"
George Burns
"“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”"
George Burns
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns
"I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate."
George Burns
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible."
George Burns
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
George Burns
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
George Burns
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