Jeff Foxworthy
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
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"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
"إذا ظن جيرانك أنك محقق لأن شرطيًا يعيدك للمنزل دائمًا، فربما تكون قرويًا."
Jeff Foxworthy
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"إن كنت قد أرجعت يوماً بقية من طبق القرابين، فربما كنت من أهل الريف."
Jeff Foxworthy
"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
"إذا كنت تملك بيتاً بعجلات وعدة سيارات بلا عجلات، فربما تكون قروياً."
Jeff Foxworthy
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"قد تكون ريفياً إذا... أنفقت على شاحنتك أكثر مما أنفقت على تعليمك."
Jeff Foxworthy
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"تَبَصَّرْ في الحياةِ ما تُحِبُّ فِعلَهُ. فإن جَنَيْتَ مالًا وفيرًا، فذاكَ فَضْلٌ ونِعْمَةٌ، وإن لم تَفْعَلْ، فلن تَكْرَهَ الذهابَ إلى عَمَلِكَ."
Jeff Foxworthy
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"لم أشعر بالغيرة قط. حتى عندما أنهى والدي الصف الخامس قبل عام من إنهائي له."
Jeff Foxworthy
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"أقول: لو أن كل من في هذا البيت يعيش وفق مبدأ أن الله أولاً، والأصدقاء والعائلة ثانياً، وأنت ثالثاً، لما نشب بيننا خلاف قط."
Jeff Foxworthy
"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
"للمرة الأولى على الإطلاق، كنت أصحب عائلتي في رحلة. أقمنا عند أهل زوجتي، وهي تجربة تقع في قائمة تجارب الحياة مباشرةً دون الجلوس في حوضٍ مليءٍ بالمقصات."
Jeff Foxworthy
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty."
"إذا ما انتابك يوماً شعورٌ بأنّ عائلتك هي الأغرب والأكثر جنوناً واضطراباً في هذا العالم، فما عليك سوى زيارة مهرجان شعبي. فما إن تمضي خمس دقائق هناك، حتى تهمس لنفسك: "نحن على ما يرام! بل نحن نكاد نكون من علية القوم!"
Jeff Foxworthy
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"يستيقظ حَمِيّي في الخامسة صباحًا لمشاهدة قناة ديسكفري. لا أدري ما هذا الاندفاع العظيم نحو ذلك."
Jeff Foxworthy
"We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy."
Jeff Foxworthy
"I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead"
Jeff Foxworthy
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Jeff Foxworthy
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