Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz

"Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
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"Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
Fran Lebowitz
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
Fran Lebowitz
"If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct."
Fran Lebowitz
"My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them."
Fran Lebowitz
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
Fran Lebowitz
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
Fran Lebowitz
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
Fran Lebowitz
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
Fran Lebowitz
"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
Fran Lebowitz
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
Fran Lebowitz
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."
Fran Lebowitz
"You're only as good as your last haircut."
Fran Lebowitz
"If you're going to America, bring your own food."
Fran Lebowitz
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
Fran Lebowitz
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
Fran Lebowitz
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
Fran Lebowitz
"Polite conversation is rarely either."
Fran Lebowitz
"You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do."
Fran Lebowitz
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
Fran Lebowitz
"I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not."
Fran Lebowitz
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