Ron White
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
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"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
"كان لي الحق في الصمت... لكن القدرة خانتني."
Ron White
"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"عندما كنت في الثانية عشرة تقريباً من عمري، في هيوستن، كان والدي يأخذنا إلى ميدان التدريب على القيادة."
Ron White
"I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man."
"كنت أتحدث إلى رجل يحمل ابنته ذات الثمانية عشر شهرًا بذراعه الوحيدة المتبقية، وعلى وجهه ابتسامة. ففكرت: "أنا لا أساوي عُشر هذا الرجل."
Ron White
"I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie."
"حصلت على دور في فيلم بيلي بوب ثورنتون الجديد، الذي كتبه بيلي بوب وسيتولى إخراجه، واسمه "سيارة جين مانسفيلد". لدي أربعة مشاهد فقط، لكن حواري فيها بقدر حوار أي شخص آخر في الفيلم."
Ron White
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
"ما بلغتُ مكانتي هذه اليوم بالقلق على ما سأحس"
Ron White
"All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy."
"كل ما أتقنه هو أن أستلّ ما يجول بخاطري وأقذفه نكتةً. لا أدري أي شيء آخر يمكنني فعله سوى الكوميديا."
Ron White
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
"في المرة القادمة التي يأتيك فيها خاطر... دعه يمضي."
Ron White
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"أؤمن أنه إن جادت عليك الحياة بالليمون، فاصنع منه شرابًا... وحاول أن تجد من جادت عليه الحياة بالفودكا، وأقِم حفلة."
Ron White
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"كانت هناك سنوات قضيتها بين البيرة والتكيلا، ثم ازددت سمنة. وحينها اكتشفت أنه بإمكان المرء أن يتبع حمية ويشرب السكوتش. فانغمست في السكوتش، وإذا ما أدمنت السكوتش، فكل ما سواه يصبح مذاقه خاطئاً."
Ron White
"My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy."
"لعلّ أكثر ما يثير حنقي، كما أظن، هو انتقاد الكوميديين الآخرين لـ "لاري ذا كيبل جاي"."
Ron White
"The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper."
"إن طريقة معالجة دماغي للمعلومات غريبة بعض الشيء. أعني، أنا أعاني من اضطراب نقص الانتباه وإعاقة تعلم أخرى لا أستطيع حتى تهجئتها. لم أحصل حتى على شهادة الثانوية. أنا ذكي، لكن لا يمكنك إثبات ذلك على الورق."
Ron White
"The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really."
Ron White
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
Ron White
"If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn."
Ron White
"I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it."
Ron White
"I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more."
Ron White
"If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money."
Ron White
"Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort."
Ron White
"I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship."
Ron White
"There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing."
Ron White
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