Josh Stern

Josh Stern

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame"
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"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame"
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"I love shark week, all kids swim for free"
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"If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months"
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"Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco"
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"I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear"
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"When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time"
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"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school"
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"Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window"
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"If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?"
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"If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody"
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"Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job"
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"The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1"
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"Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them"
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"It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light"
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"Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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"When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door"
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