Josh Stern

Josh Stern

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame"
16 Quotes
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame"
Josh Stern
"I love shark week, all kids swim for free"
Josh Stern
"If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months"
Josh Stern
"Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco"
Josh Stern
"I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear"
Josh Stern
"When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time"
Josh Stern
"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school"
Josh Stern
"Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window"
Josh Stern
"If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?"
Josh Stern
"If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody"
Josh Stern
"Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job"
Josh Stern
"The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1"
Josh Stern
"Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them"
Josh Stern
"It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light"
Josh Stern
"Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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Josh Stern
"When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door"
Josh Stern
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