Steve Kluger

"Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins."

"My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off."

"Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me."

"Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing."

"Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction."