Ben Mitchell
"Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through."
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"Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through."
"الحب هو ذاك الأمر الأوحد في الوجود الذي لا ينبغي لك أن تخوضه منفردًا... فالحب الذي لا يُردّ هو أشدّ التجارب فتكًا بالروح وأكثرها تحطيمًا للنفس."
Ben Mitchell
"I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die."
"أتخيل أن خلق الله للبشر كان أشبه بخلق إنسان الكهف للنار... ففي البدء تتلألأ ببريق ساطع، مفعمة بالحياة والجمال. لكنها ما تلبث أن تنمو، فتزداد قوة وشراسة حتى تغدو خطيرة لا يمكن السيطرة عليها... وحينها لا يملك خالقها إلا أن يقف على التل وينتظر فناء خلقه."
Ben Mitchell
"By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart"
"بإكمالك شهادة الثانوية العامة (GCSEs) تثبت أنك لست غبياً... أما بإكمالك شهادة المستويات المتقدمة (A levels) فتثبت أنك ذكي."
Ben Mitchell
"Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid."
"الآن وقد بلغتُ سن التقاعد المديد، أشعر أن من واجبي أن أعلّمكم كل ما تعلمته عن الحب، فأنصتوا جيدًا. الحب مثل... هذا أقصى ما وصلت إليه للأسف."
Ben Mitchell
"Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret"
Ben Mitchell
"How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love"
Ben Mitchell
"Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British"
Ben Mitchell
"You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions"
Ben Mitchell
"The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him."
Ben Mitchell
"I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife…"
Ben Mitchell
"No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share"
Ben Mitchell
"My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way."
Ben Mitchell
"My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things."
Ben Mitchell
"I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra"
Ben Mitchell
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