Al Franken

Al Franken

"Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation."
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"Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation."
Al Franken
"When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota."
Al Franken
"I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents, good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted."
Al Franken
"My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do. By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody."
Al Franken
"Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception."
Al Franken
"My daughter became a teacher right out of college."
Al Franken
"My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him."
Al Franken
"The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans' liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace."
Al Franken
"There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor."
Al Franken
"If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor."
Al Franken
"Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor."
Al Franken
"There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business."
Al Franken
"Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other."
Al Franken
"The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover."
Al Franken
"Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them."
Al Franken
"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
Al Franken
"When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation."
Al Franken
"Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!"
Al Franken
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!"
Al Franken
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
Al Franken
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