Janet Evanovich
"I don't have a lot of domestic instincts, Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down. I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file."
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"I don't have a lot of domestic instincts, Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down. I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file."
"ليس لدي الكثير من الغرائز المنزلية،" قال لي رينجر، وعيناه تتوقفان عند تلك الكتلة غير المحددة المعالم في شعري، "لكنني أشعر برغبة عارمة في أن آخذك إلى المنزل وأحمّمك بالخرطوم."
جف ريقي. عضت كوني شفتها السفلى، بينما لوحت لولا بملف لتبرد على نفسها."
Janet Evanovich
Eleven on Top
"She'll be back, Ranger said. But not tonight.[Stephanie] How'd you get her to leave?Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home. I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. I lied about it being tonight, he said."
"ستعود، قال رينجر. لكن ليس الليلة.
"كيف أقنعتها بالرحيل؟"
"أخبرتها أنني سأقضي الاثنتي عشرة ساعة القادمة في إفسادك على كل الرجال الآخرين، لذا الأفضل لها أن تعود إلى منزلها."
شعرت بالحرارة تندفع إلى وجهي.
ابتسم رينجر ابتسامة الذئب. "لقد كذبت بشأن كونها الليلة،" قال."
Janet Evanovich
Four to Score
"He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me, Ranger said.[Stephanie] She wants to see you naked. I wish you hadn't told me that, babe. Everyone I know wants to see you naked. And you?Never crossed my mind. I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying."
"توقف أمام منزل والديّ، وتطلّعنا معًا إلى الباب. كانت أمي وجدتي تقفان هناك، ترقباننا.
قال رينجر: "لستُ متأكدًا من أنني مرتاح لنظرة جدتك إليّ."
أجبتُ: "إنها تريد رؤيتك عاريًا."
"ليتَكِ لم تخبريني بذلك يا حبيبتي."
"كل من أعرفهم يريدون رؤيتك عاريًا."
"وأنتِ؟"
"لم يخطر ببالي قط." حبستُ أنفاسي حين قلتها، وتمنيتُ ألا يضربني الله صاعقةً فأموت كذبًا."
Janet Evanovich
Hard Eight
"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, he said. I'm not in the mood to compromise."
"إما أن تنهضي من الفراش أو تخلعي ثيابك، قال. لستُ في مزاج للتسويات."
Janet Evanovich
"Nice dress. Take it off."
"ثوب جميل. اخلعيه."
Janet Evanovich
"I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said."
"لا أستطيع منع نفسي. أنا مجرد كتلة من الغازات. ما زالت غازات الشواء عالقة بي. أغمضت عينيها بشدة وأطلقت ريحًا استمر دقيقة كاملة. "عذرًا،" قالت."
Janet Evanovich
"Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth."
"روايات الحب هي بهجة كعكة الميلاد، أما الحياة فغالبًا ما تكون كوجبة يومية عادية. أرى أنه ينبغي لكل امرئ أن يمتلك الكثير من روايات الحب الممتعة والشهية في متناوله، لتلك الأوقات التي تلتصق فيها مرارة الحياة بحلق المرء."
Janet Evanovich
"Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin' Fifteen"
"ثم كان عليّ أن أقرر ما إذا كنت بحاجة لارتداء أحذية تفرض سطوتها، أم أحذية تصلح فعلاً للركل والقتال، فثمة فرق بينهما، كما تعلم."
Janet Evanovich
"If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!"
"إن سمحت لها بالدخول، فمصيري الهلاك. الأمر أشبه بدعوة مصاص دماء إلى بيتك؛ فما إن تدعوه حتى تكون قد قضيت على نفسك!"
Janet Evanovich
"There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls."
"لا يوجد ما يُسمى بمكالمة جيدة في السابعة صباحًا. فلقد علمتني تجربتي أن جميع المكالمات بين الحادية عشرة مساءً والتاسعة صباحًا هي مكالمات كوارث."
Janet Evanovich
"Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli"
Janet Evanovich
"Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula"
Janet Evanovich
"Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane."
Janet Evanovich
"[Ranger] "How's your mental health" he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled."I have a cure."Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work."I knew that."He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad."I did. God help me."
Janet Evanovich
"Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed. Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said. My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out."
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"Babe!"
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"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."
Janet Evanovich
"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."
Janet Evanovich
"Nice dress. Take it off."
Janet Evanovich
"Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth."
Janet Evanovich
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