Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
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"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
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"The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse."
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"Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
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"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read."
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"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
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"The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions."
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"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."
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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."
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"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
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"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
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"Music is always a commentary on society."
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"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."
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"Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something."
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"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."
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"There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has longer shelf life."
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"The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like."
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"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?"
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"The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced."
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"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
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"So many books, so little time."
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