Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
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"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
Frank Zappa
"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy."
Frank Zappa
"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read."
Frank Zappa
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
Frank Zappa
"Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?"
Frank Zappa
"There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
Frank Zappa
"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."
Frank Zappa
"Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything."
Frank Zappa
"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
Frank Zappa
"The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions."
Frank Zappa
"Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Frank Zappa
"So many books, so little time."
Frank Zappa
"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
Frank Zappa
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