Spike Milligan
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
"كان لأبي تأثير عميق في نفسي، فقد كان مجنونًا."
Spike Milligan
"When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry."
"عندما يغشاني الاكتئاب، أسعى لأجد شيئًا يواسي الحزن الرهيب الذي يعتريني، فأصوغ شعرًا."
Spike Milligan
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
"المال لا يشتري الأصدقاء، لكنه يمنحك أعداءً من طراز أرفع."
Spike Milligan
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
"أتحدث الإسبرانتو بطلاقة أهلها."
Spike Milligan
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"كم كان طولي في الجيش؟ خمسة أقدام وإحدى عشرة"
Spike Milligan
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
"علاج أكيد لدوار البحر هو الجلوس تحت شجرة."
Spike Milligan
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
"كان زواجًا مثاليًا. هي لم ترغب، وهو لم يستطع."
Spike Milligan
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"لدي جسد فتاة في الثامنة عشرة، أحفظه في الثلاجة."
Spike Milligan
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
"وقال الله: "ليكن نور"، فكان نور. أما هيئة الكهرباء فقالت: عليه أن ينتظر حتى يوم الخميس ليتم التوصيل."
Spike Milligan
"Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too."
"لحسن الحظ، لم نتوقف في مالطا. وأظن أن مالطا كانت شاكرة أيضاً."
Spike Milligan
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
"كل ما أرجوه هو فرصة لأثبت أن المال لا يجلب السعادة."
Spike Milligan
"The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty."
"لقد غيَّرت تجربة وجودي في الجيش حياتي بأكملها؛ لم أصدق قط أن منظمة مثل منظمتنا يمكن أن تخوض حربًا، ناهيك عن الفوز بها. لقد كانت، كما وصف ييتس انتفاضة عيد الفصح، "جمالًا رهيبًا"."
Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"المال لا يشتري السعادة، ولكنه يجلب لك شكلاً ألطف من الشقاء."
Spike Milligan
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads any of mine."
"أردت أن أبدأ بقراءة قصيدة لشكسبير، ثم تساءلت: لمَ أفعل؟ فهو لم يقرأ لي قط."
Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"المال لا يشتري السعادة، لكنه يجلب لك شكلاً ألطف من الشقاء."
Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy."
"المال لا يشتري الأصدقاء، لكنه يمنحك أعداءً من طراز أرفع."
Spike Milligan
"With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate."
Spike Milligan
"R. I. P. Tom Conlon O'Rourke. Not Dead, just Sleeping."
Spike Milligan
"The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all."
Spike Milligan
"On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!"
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