Ottilie Weber, Family Ties

"Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her."

"Lord of the Muck."

"Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that."

"Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point."

"Emotions are messy."

"It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride."

"Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him"