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"That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!"
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"Some battles donโ€™t have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire"
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"What? she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. See that?What, the snow?Beyond that. More snow?Stop looking at the snow."
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"I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when Iโ€™m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think."
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"Learn to drive?Never, said Quentin. My mission in life is to be a passenger."
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"The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape, she explained. She was crushed. I'd have been disappointed too."
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"Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that. She most certainly did."
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"Go Ahead, call me all the names you want, Sansa said airily. You won't dare when I'm married to Joffrey. You'll have to bow and call me Your Grace. She shrieked as Arya flung the orange across the table. It caught her in the middle of the forehead with a wet squish and plopped down into her lap. You have juice on your face, Your Grace , Arya said."
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"You sure you don't want me to bring you back something? Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. A hit man? Some holy water?"
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"Not going to walk me to the door? I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. Of course I am. many would think that a bonny lass such as yerself wouldst be able to stay out of trouble for a distance of fifteen feet, but I know better. Did you just use the words yerself and wouldst in the same sentence? You can't be a pirate and a courtier at the same time, Dev. It just isn't done."
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"I didn't set fire to the building. No, but you did pull it into the river. That put the fire out!"
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"Ah! Bertie Bottโ€™s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then Iโ€™m afraid Iโ€™ve rather lost my liking for them โ€” but I think Iโ€™ll be safe with a nice toffee, donโ€™t you?He smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Alas! Ear wax!"
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"Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice."
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"I mean to say, really, I am near to developing a neurosis - is there anyone around who doesn't want to study or kill me?Floote raised a tentative hand. Ah, yes, thank you, Floote. There is also Mrs Tunstell, madam, he offered hopefully, is if Ivy were some kind of consolation prize. I notice you don't mention my fair-weather husband. I suspect, at this moment, madam, he probably wants to kill you. Alexia couldn't help smiling. Good point."
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"More of your conversation would infect my brain."
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"I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.''My accent''It is quite silly.''So you can't understand me''Not a word.''Then how did you understand that''I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said''That's right.''You understood that, though.''Not at all.'The American glowered."
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"It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat But you know who does that?Lassie, and she always gets a treat So you wonder what your part is Because you're homeless and depressed But home is where the heart is So your real home's in your chest Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got villains they must face They're not as cool as mine But folks you know it's fine to know your place Everyone's a hero in their own way In their own not-that-heroic way So I thank my girlfriend Penny Yeah, we totally had sex She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex There's the deltoids of compassion, There's the abs of being kind It's not enough to bash in heads You've got to bash in minds Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's got something they can do Get up go out and fly Especially that guy, he smells like poo Everyone's a hero in their own way You and you and mostly me and you I'm poverty's new sheriff And I'm bashing in the slums A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums Everybody! Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone can blaze a hero's trail Don't worry if it's hard If you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail Everyone's a hero in their own way Everyone's a hero in their..."
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"Squinting she jutted a finger at the doctor. You did use your mind control on me. When we met. You...brainwashed me just like the queen. You made me trust you Be fair. You were attacking me with a wrench."
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"If the apocalypse comes...beep me!"
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"I had an uneventful few days, it told her. The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from the headmaster on taking our studies seriously. He said next year's exam will arrive sooner than we think. No, they won't, Valkyrie said, frowning. They'll arrive next year, exactly when we expect them. That's what I told him, the reflection nodded. I don't think he's comfortable with logic, because he didn't look happy. He sent me to the Career Guidance counsellor, who asked me what I wanted to do after college. Valkyrie stowed her black clothes. What did you say?I told her I wanted to be a Career Guidance counsellor. She started crying, then accused me of mocking her. I told her if she wasn't happy in her job then she should look at other options, then pointed out that I was already doing her job better than she was. She gave me detention."
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