Erma Bombeck
"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
Erma Bombeck
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows"
Erma Bombeck
"In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale."
Erma Bombeck
"One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip."
Erma Bombeck
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
Erma Bombeck
"Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what."
Erma Bombeck
"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
Erma Bombeck
"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
Erma Bombeck
"We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle."
Erma Bombeck
"I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle."
Erma Bombeck
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
Erma Bombeck
"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
Erma Bombeck
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
Erma Bombeck
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
Erma Bombeck
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Erma Bombeck
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."
Erma Bombeck
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Erma Bombeck
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