Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks

"The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions"
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"The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions"
Bill Hicks
"I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."
Bill Hicks
"“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.”"
Bill Hicks
"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Bill Hicks
"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."
Bill Hicks
"I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked."
Bill Hicks
"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."
Bill Hicks
"If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries."
Bill Hicks
"Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."
Bill Hicks
"Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows."
Bill Hicks
"There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Bill Hicks
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
Bill Hicks
"Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?"
Bill Hicks
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather."
Bill Hicks
"It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money."
Bill Hicks
"I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."
Bill Hicks
"I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ... STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man."
Bill Hicks
"You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it"
Bill Hicks
"The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light."
Bill Hicks
"Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it."
Bill Hicks
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