Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Torn clothes are funny β¦ until your dad gets fired."
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"Torn clothes are funny β¦ until your dad gets fired."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"To a man, a woman is fun to be with β¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with β¦ until he loses his job."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Employment is an employeeβs kissing of an employerβs ass. A salary is the employerβs pretense to be cleaning his ass."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology."
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"The civilized man is technologically ahead of β intellectually behind β his time."
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"When you decide to meetβin personβsomeone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?"
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"A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called."
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"Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they donβt have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with."
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"The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them β¦ on twitter."
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"Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?"
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"Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living."
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"You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment."
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"Civilization is the commercialization of survival."
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"A modelβs opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera."
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"He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldnβt smile when they say that he rocks."
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"Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation."
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"A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert."
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"A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned β in the very same prison β by the employment contract that he has signed."
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"Lifeβs most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself."
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