Mira Grant, Feed

"If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose."

"You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens."

"Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on."

"Everything is 'just a story'. Tragedy, comedy, end of the world, what ever it's just a story. What matters is making sure it's heard."

"My mother once told me that no woman is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare."

"This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm."Right," I agreed. "Absolutely fucking crap."No argument."I want to punch somebody right about now."Not it," Rick said."I punch back," Steve said."

"Do I believe in God? That somebody made all this happen for a reason, that there’s something waiting for us after we die? That there’s a purpose to all this crap? I don’t know. I’d like to be able to say “Yes, of course” almost as much as I’d like to be able to say “Absolutely not,” but there’s evidence on both sides of the fence."

"Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die."

"Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer."

"Every life has a watershed moment, an instant when you realize you’re about to make a choice that will define everything else you ever do, and that if you choose wrong, there may not be that many things left to choose. Sometimes the wrong choice is the only one that lets you face the end with dignity, grace, and the awareness that you’re doing the right thing."

"...they come to us, these restless dead,Shrouds woven from the words of men,With trumpets sounding overhead(The walls of hope have grown so thin And all our vaunted innocence Has withered in this endless frost)That promise little recompense For all we risk, for all we've lost..."

"Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?"

"Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving"

"God is the ultimate recycler. We have a good planet here. It has its troubles, yes. We have overpopulation, we have pollution, we have global warming, we have the Thursday night television lineup,” more laughter, “and, of course, we have the infected. We have a lot of problems on Earth, and it might seem like a great idea to hold the Rapture now—why wait? Let’s move on to Heaven, and leave the trials and tribulations of our earthly existence behind us. Let’s get while the getting’s good, and beat the rush.“It might seem like a great idea, but I don’t think it is, for the same reason I don’t think it’s a great idea for a first grader to stand up and say that he’s learned enough, he’s done with school, thanks a lot but he’s got it from here. Compared to God, we’re barely out of kindergarten, and like any good teacher, I don’t believe He intends to let us out of class just because we’re finding the lessons a little difficult. I don’t know whether I believe in the Rapture or not. I believe that if God wants to do it, He will… but I don’t believe that it’s coming in our lifetime. We have too much work left to do right here."

"She told the truth as she saw it, and she died for it. I came along for the ride, and I lived. It wasn't worth it. But it was the truth, and it was what had to happen."

"Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away."

"It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope."

"George, she says it's the truth that matters. We live and die for the chance to maybe tell a little bit of the truth, maybe shame the Devil just a little bit before we go."

"Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can."