Stanley Victor Paskavich
"Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup."
167 Quotes
"Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club"."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"If you're selfish enough to kill yourself write your suicide note on the back of your will"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"No matter how bad your life gets if you Execute yourself it won't get better!"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"Within the madness of my subliminal mind often brilliant thoughts are aligned."
Stanley Victor Paskavich
"I like Kindness it's something the Government can't tax and it's free to give away that will return to you some day"
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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