Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people."
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"Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"He’s my brother, my blood. He annoys the hell out of me most of the time, but when it comes right down to it I want to see him graduate from college and have little annoying mini-Alexes and mini-Brittanys running around in the future"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers)."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."The sun rises in the east, dickhead."Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it"What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves achallenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"He laughs. "Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on."I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now."That's Kiara's Mojo," Tuck says, laughing. "Get it? Mojo?"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Normal? I'm not normal enough for you" Carlos says. "You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesn't move? That's not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry him and be Kiara Barra the rest of your life, be my guest."That's not want I--"I don't want to hear it. Hasta," Carlos says, ignoring me and walking away. I feel my face heat in embarrassment as I look at Michael. "Sorry. Carlos can he abrasive sometimes."Don't apologize. The guy obviously has major issues and, for the record, my hair moves... when I want it to."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"You’re dangerous,” he says.“Why?”“Because you make me believe in the impossible"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck"
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Dont ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth. Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
"Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH"It sucked."Can you be more specific" my guardian asks."It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word."
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
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