H L Mencken

H L Mencken

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
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"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
H L Mencken
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
H L Mencken
"The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil."
H L Mencken
"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line."
H L Mencken
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
H L Mencken
"In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one."
H L Mencken
"There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor."
H L Mencken
"Unionism seldom if ever uses such powers as it has to ensure better work almost always it devotes a large part of that power to safeguarding bad work."
H L Mencken
"Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love."
H L Mencken
"Men are the only animals that devote themselves day in and day out to making one another unhappy."
H L Mencken
"Time is a great legalizer even in the field of morals."
H L Mencken
"Time is a great legalizer even in the fields of morals."
H L Mencken
"We are here and it is now. Further than that all knowledge is moonshine."
H L Mencken
"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
H L Mencken
"The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work stretch out in the sun and scratch himself."
H L Mencken
"A Puritan is a person who lives in the fear that someone somewhere may be having a good time."
H L Mencken
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."
H L Mencken
"Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy."
H L Mencken
"One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring."
H L Mencken
"Hope: A pathological belief in the occurrence of the impossible."
H L Mencken
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