Anonymous

Anonymous

"When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young."
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"When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young."
Anonymous
"Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?"
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"I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom."
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"If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go."
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"I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are."
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"God bless me and my son John Me and my wife him and his wife Us four and no more."
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"Combine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck."
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"Book lovers never go to bed alone."
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"I am an atheist thank God!"
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved die absolute rejection of authority."
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"A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game."
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"A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute."
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"A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains."
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"Love is like war easy to begin but hard to end."
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"And when I was born I drew in the common air and fell upon the earth which is of like nature and the first voice which I uttered was crying as all others do . . . For all men have one entrance into life. The Apocrypha Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace Wednesday's child is full of woe Thursday's child has far to go Friday's child is loving and giving Saturday's child works hard for a living But the child born on the Sabbath day Is happy and wise and good and gay."
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"Born on Monday fair in the face Born on Tuesday full of God's grace Born on Wednesday sour and sad Born on Thursday merry and glad Born on Friday worthily given"
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"There is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four but he worries about it."
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"Old houses mended Cost little less than new before they're ended."
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"The United States was born in the country and moved to the city in the nineteenth century."
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"Anger makes dull men witty but it keeps them poor."
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