Anonymous

Anonymous

"Soon learnt soon forgotten."
1,303 Quotes
"Soon learnt soon forgotten."
Anonymous
"One little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison."
Anonymous
"Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it."
Anonymous
"She's an honor student. She's always saying "Yes Your Honor. No Your Honor."
Anonymous
"Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college."
Anonymous
"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Anonymous
"There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells."
Anonymous
"Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month."
Anonymous
"A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count."
Anonymous
"When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"
Anonymous
"Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."
Anonymous
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle."
Anonymous
"Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates."
Anonymous
"No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink."
Anonymous
"It's a long time between drinks."
Anonymous
"To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me."
Anonymous
"I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it."
Anonymous
"Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic."
Anonymous
"According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks."
Anonymous
✉️

Get more quotes like Anonymous's — every morning.

Join thousands of wisdom seekers getting daily quotes from 300,000+ curated sources.

Free forever. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.