Anonymous

Anonymous

"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football."
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"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football."
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"Life guarantees a chance-not a fair shake."
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"Nature like man sometimes weeps for gladness."
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"A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent."
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"Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."
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"The four-letter word for psychotherapy is 'talk'."
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"He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid."
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"His shortcoming is his long staying."
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"There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein."
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"If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change."
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"God hath made of one blood all nations of men."
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"He'd give the devil ulcers."
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"Coffee in England is just toasted milk."
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"Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches."
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"A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all."
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"I left journalism because I met too many interesting people at an uninteresting salary."
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"Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs."
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"Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party."
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