P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves

"Employers are like horses — they require management."

"NOW, touching this business of old Jeeves – my man, you know – how do we stand? Lots of people think I’m much too dependent on him. My Aunt Agatha, in fact, has even gone so far as to call him my keeper. Well, what I say is: Why not? The man’s a genius."

"He was always in a sort of fever because he was dropping behind schedule with his daily acts of kindness. However hard he tried, he'd fall behind; and then you would find him prowling about the house, setting such a clip to try and catch up with himself that Easeby was rapidly becoming a perfect hell for man and beast."

"Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship."

"What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?"

"You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound."