Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash

"Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful."
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"Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful."
Ogden Nash
"The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure."
Ogden Nash
"The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin."
Ogden Nash
"Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited."
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"Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor."
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"Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb."
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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
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"Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech."
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"Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor."
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"Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is."
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"If called by a panther Don't anther."
Ogden Nash
"Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
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"Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends."
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"In the world of mules There are no rules."
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"The Bronx? No Thonx!"
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"I am tarred and feathered with Time."
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"Certainly there are things in life that money canโ€™t buy, but itโ€™s very funny โ€“ Did you ever try buying them without money."
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"Where there is a monster, there is a miracle."
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
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"Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;She thinks she scolds because he drinks;And nether will admit what's true,That he's a sot and she's a shrew."
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