Jon Stewart
"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."
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"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."
"ما ثقافتنا إلا سلسلة من الضوابط والتوازنات. أما فكرة"
Jon Stewart
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."
"قضت المحكمة العليا بأن لاعب الغولف المعاق كيسي مارتن له الحق القانوني في استخدام عربة غولف بين الضربات في بطولات جولة بي جي إيه. يا رجل، الشيء التالي الذي ستعرفه هو أنهم سيجعلون رجلاً يحمل مضاربه له."
Jon Stewart
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
Jon Stewart
"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."
Jon Stewart
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
Jon Stewart
"[Hearing] was distinct from listening, which could only be achieved when hearing was combined with giving a shit."
Jon Stewart
"The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness."
Jon Stewart
"Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it."
Jon Stewart
"Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not divisive. Those fighting to keep those people out - are."
Jon Stewart
"I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."
Jon Stewart
"Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don't have any of it right now."
Jon Stewart
"To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!"
Jon Stewart
"As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)"
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