Chris Rock
"I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats."
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"I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats."
"لا أدري ما هو أفضل ما لديّ. فالناس أذواقهم شتى. لكنني سأقول هذا: المادة السياسية تحظى بالاهتمام الإعلامي، أما نكات العلاقات فهي التي تملأ المقاعد."
Chris Rock
"President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen."
"الرئيس الأمريكي هو، كما تعلمون، رئيسنا، لذا فالرئيس والسيدة الأولى أشبه بأبوي الأمة. وحين يتحدث والدك، فإنك تستمع."
Chris Rock
"The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much."
"أكثر ما أدهشني هو حجم الأموال الطائلة التي كانت تدفعها النساء غير الثريات على شعرهن. فعندما تكون في صالون تجميل في هارلم، بجوار مبانٍ مهجورة، وتجد أحدهم يدفع خمسة آلاف دولار لتركيب وصلات شعر، فهذا أمر مبالغ فيه حقًا."
Chris Rock
"I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge."
"أعتقد أن أوج إبداعي يتحقق حين أكون في موقع القيادة."
Chris Rock
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
"ليس للمرأة في الحياة سوى ثلاث حاجات: طعام، وماء، وثناء."
Chris Rock
"Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous."
Chris Rock
"There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get."
Chris Rock
"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
Chris Rock
"If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny."
Chris Rock
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty."
Chris Rock
"We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!"
Chris Rock
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