Charles M. Schulz

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood."

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

"I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy."

"Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?"

"All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog."

"Happiness is loving your enemies."

"She nibbles her pencil... She's human!"

"Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that little red haired girl would come over, and sit with me. Wouldn’t it be great if she’d walk over here, and say, “May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?” I’d give anything to talk with her... she’d never like me, though... I’m so blah and so stupid... she’d never like me... I wonder what would happen if I went over and tried to talk to her! Everyone would probably laugh... she’d probably be insulted someone as blah as I am tried to talk to her. I hate lunch hour... all it does is make me lonely... during class it doesn’t matter... I can’t even eat... Nothing tastes good... Rats! Nobody is ever going to like me... Lunch hour is the loneliest hour of the day!"

"“Happiness is a warm puppy.”"

"“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”"

"“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”"

"Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while."

"Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family."

"Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep."

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

"All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)"

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another..."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test" ... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."