Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

"We're living tragedies, just passing time 'til our funerals."

"If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable."

"Life is the tragedy,' she said bitterly. 'You know how they categorize Shakespeare's plays, right? If it ends with a wedding, it's a comedy. And if it ends with a funeral, it's a tragedy. So we're all living tragedies, because we all end the same way, and it isn't with a goddamn wedding."