Henny Youngman
"I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward."
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"I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward."
"لا أركب الطائرات لدواعي ديني، فأنا جبان متدين."
Henny Youngman
"I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions."
"أعلم ما سأتركه في الصوم الكبير: قراراتي للعام الجديد."
Henny Youngman
"My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him."
"اضطر صهري إلى التخلي عن وظيفته الأخيرة بسبب مرضه، فقد ضاق مديره ذرعًا به."
Henny Youngman
"I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays."
"راودتني فكرة الإلحاد، لكني عدلت عنها. فليس لهم أعياد."
Henny Youngman
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"سر الزواج السعيد يظل سراً."
Henny Youngman
"You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it."
"الحب لا يُشترى، لكن ثمنه قد يكون باهظًا جدًا."
Henny Youngman
"“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”"
"أتعرف ما معنى أن تعود إلى بيتك ليلاً لتجد امرأة تمنحك قليلاً من الحب، قليلاً من المودة، قليلاً من الحنان؟ معناه أنك في البيت الخطأ، هذا هو معناه."
Henny Youngman
"When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)"
Henny Youngman
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Henny Youngman
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