Will Rogers

Will Rogers

"I don't know what humor is."
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"I don't know what humor is."
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock."
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"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
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"This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die."
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"There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness."
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"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."
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"There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in."
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"The schools ain't what they used to be and never was."
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"A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched."
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"Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it."
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"Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there."
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
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"“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”"
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"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
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"If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out."
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"If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?"
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"The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer."
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"Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago."
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"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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"Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects."
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