Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
"History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times."
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"History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times."
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
"Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies."
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
"Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas."
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."
Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
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