Russell Baker

Russell Baker

"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
Russell Baker
"Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it."
Russell Baker
"Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it."
Russell Baker
"I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world."
Russell Baker
"You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause."
Russell Baker
"When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools."
Russell Baker
"An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong."
Russell Baker
"Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity."
Russell Baker
"There is a growing literature about the multitude of journalism's problems, but most of it is concerned with the editorial side of the business, possibly because most people competent to write about journalism are not comfortable writing about finance."
Russell Baker
"Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear."
Russell Baker
"Americans like fat books and thin women."
Russell Baker
"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
Russell Baker
"Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it."
Russell Baker
"Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's intervention. People interested in foreign policy were astonished when in 1985 he met alone at Geneva - alone, not a single strategic thinker at his elbow! - with the Soviet Communist master Gorbachev."
Russell Baker
"Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder."
Russell Baker
"Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong."
Russell Baker
"When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag."
Russell Baker
"Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime and should be taken in small doses."
Russell Baker
"When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond."
Russell Baker
"I've had an unhappy life thank God."
Russell Baker
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