Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket

"There are few sights sadder than a ruined book."
50 Quotes
"There are few sights sadder than a ruined book."
Lemony Snicket The Wide Window
"There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different."
Lemony Snicket The Bad Beginning
"They're book addicts."
Lemony Snicket The Miserable Mill
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
Lemony Snicket Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."
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"Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it."
Lemony Snicket The End
"The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history."
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"“A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called The Road Less Traveled, describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead.”"
Lemony Snicket The Slippery Slope
"For Beatrice - you will always be in my mind, in my heart and in your grave."
Lemony Snicket The Austere Academy
"You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff."
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"“It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed. If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it.”"
Lemony Snicket The Bad Beginning
"To hear the phrase our only hope always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left."
Lemony Snicket The Blank Book
"Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily."
Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters
"A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called The Road Less Traveled, describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead."
Lemony Snicket The Slippery Slope
"Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so."
Lemony Snicket The Blank Book
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
Lemony Snicket Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
"I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies."
Lemony Snicket The Penultimate Peril
"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
Lemony Snicket The Grim Grotto
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
Lemony Snicket
"Other people think destiny is a time in one's life, such as the moment one becomes an adult, or the instant it becomes necessary to construct a hiding place out of sofa cushions. And still other people think that destiny is an invisible force, like gravity, or a fear of paper cuts, that guide everyone throughout their lives, whether they are embarking on a mysterious errand, doing a treacherous deed, or deciding that a book they have begun reading is too dreadful to finish,"
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