Mickey Rivers

"I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan."

"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."

"Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'."