Victor Borge
"اخترع أبي علاجًا لداءٍ لم يكن له وجود، ولسوء الحظ أصابت أمي هذا الداء فماتت به."
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"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
"اخترع أبي علاجًا لداءٍ لم يكن له وجود، ولسوء الحظ أصابت أمي هذا الداء فماتت به."
Victor Borge
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
"بابا نويل على صواب؛ فزيارة الناس مرة واحدة في العام هي الفكرة السديدة."
Victor Borge
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
"الضحك أقرب مسافة بين قلبين."
Victor Borge
"Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats."
"لا بد أن فلينت مدينة ثرية للغاية، أرى أن كل واحد منكم قد اشترى مقعدين أو ثلاثة."
Victor Borge
"I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary."
Victor Borge
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Victor Borge
"(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?"
Victor Borge
"(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?"
Victor Borge
"I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so."
Victor Borge
"One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace."
Victor Borge
"The shortest distance between two people is a smile."
Victor Borge
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
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