Sam Levenson

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

"Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going."

"One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination."

"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it."

"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm."

"Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."

"Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children."

"If you want to kill time try working it to death."

"I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."

"Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children."

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."

"Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone... We leave you a tradition with a future. The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete. People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. Your good old days are still ahead of you, may you have many of them."

"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."