Scott Adams
"لا يلزم الكثير من ذوي الحس الفكاهي السيئ لإثارة المشاكل في شركة."
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"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"لا يلزم الكثير من ذوي الحس الفكاهي السيئ لإثارة المشاكل في شركة."
Scott Adams
"Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won't be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps."
"احذر من نصائح الناجحين وطرقهم؛ فما من موقفين متشابهين قط. ولن تُعينك معرفة أن توماس إديسون كان يحب القيلولة على تحقيق أحلامك في بناء إمبراطورية للتنظيف الجاف."
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"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
"ذكّر الناس بأن الربح هو الفارق بين الإيرادات والمصروفات. هذا يجعلك تبدو ذكيًا."
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
"اتخاذ القرارات المستنيرة ينبع من تقليد عريق قوامه التخمين، ثم إلقاء اللوم على الآخرين لقصور النتائج."
Scott Adams
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"أحبك حب الطفل السمين للكعك!"
Scott Adams
"You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
"ليس عليك أن تكون شخصًا ذا نفوذ لتكون مؤثرًا. في الواقع، ربما لا يدرك أكثر الناس تأثيرًا في حياتي الأشياء التي علّموني إياها."
Scott Adams
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public"
"لا يمكنك أبدًا أن تستخف بغباء العامة."
Scott Adams
"Losers have goals. Winners have systems."
"الخاسرون لديهم أهداف. الفائزون لديهم أنظمة."
Scott Adams
"If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy."
Scott Adams
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Scott Adams
"The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th."
Scott Adams
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
Scott Adams
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
Scott Adams
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Scott Adams
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
Scott Adams
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
Scott Adams
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
Scott Adams
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
Scott Adams
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
Scott Adams
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